A beloved member of our family has passed away.
We will dearly miss him.
He warmed our food, defrosted our meat and made yummy quesadillas.
Yes, the wonderful member of our family was fondly known as microwave.
Though we never got around to naming him, we loved him just the same.
He met his inevitable end at the hands of another family member.
Andrew plead innocence but was found guilty of not knowing the difference
between a toaster oven and a microwave oven.
He was let off with stern words because it is hard to punish the mentally challenged.
For future refernece texas toast does not take 5 minutes in a microwave oven unless micro-cide is your intention.
